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What If Zalgo Was A Pizza Man by Cephei97 What If Zalgo Was A Pizza Man by Cephei97
Who ordered that stupid pizza anyway?
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:iconmasterzalgo:
MasterZalgo Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Student Interface Designer
Me: WHO ORDRED THE STUPID PIZZA

Animals: HE CAME

Rake: *2 scared 2 speak*

Slender: *faceless facepalm* rlly rake rlly u just HAD to order

Jeff: ???
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:iconmisse-the-cat:
Misse-the-cat Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Student Writer
Lazari: Yay!
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:iconmasterzalgo:
MasterZalgo Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Student Interface Designer
NOW PAY ME OR ELSE
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MandolinC Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He came...................in like a wrecking-ball XD
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh wow. XD
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MandolinC Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Yeah XD


Smile dog and grinny: He comes


Zalgo: *comes in* Who ordered the stupid pizza?



Smile dog and grinny: He came


Me: He came.................-in like a wrecking-ball XD

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lizardwizard444 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i know i'm the same about pizza i site around the door waiting 
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:iconxnightdazex:
XNightDazeX Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist
That's Awshum ^o^
Me's Love It :rage:
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh.











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:iconfezzypumpkin:
FezzyPumpkin Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
I think it was Jeff.
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:iconapceros1:
Apceros1 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I find this funny
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tiggergg Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student General Artist
OH MY FRIKKEN GOSH! That was so halarious! It looked like grinny ordered the pizza
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Cephei97 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heehee, thanks.

That's my character Smilecat, not Grinny. Grinny isn't as chubby as Smilecat, doesn't have completely red eyes, has no yellow teeth, and a few other things that are different. :P
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tiggergg Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Still, the comic is funny. Not what you expect Zalgo to do in his free time.
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PsariUsagi Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh mah gawd this is pure awesomeness :iconjeffomgyayplz: good job! =P
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bloodypsychokitty1 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
the pizza man HE COMES
holy shiznit zalgos at my door better go pay him and take the pizza
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Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
looks like the rake did
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Killersmiledog Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
It just gets annoying nwhen i have 18,000 spam in my thing XD :iconrakerageface: I mean it does...
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Cephei97 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
18,000 is just an exaggeration. :P
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Killersmiledog Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
sorry XD
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:iconkillersmiledog:
Killersmiledog Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
ok and can ppl plz quit mutta fukkin stop commenting me after 2:30 or 12:00 in the morning I mean I am a sleep!
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You can check your messages during the day... :|
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Killersmiledog Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
SLenderman has no face AT ALL
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
People have different "face" headcanons for Slendy. In my headcanon, he has a mouth and "eyebrows", but no eyes. :>
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Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
:iconwhyyounoplz: HIS MOST DEFINING FEATURE IS HAS NO FACE!!! WHY YOU BE GIVIN SLENDY A FACE!!!???
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He's just a mythical creature. Calm your titties, bro. :iconlesighplz:
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Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
No, I used to think that going against the rules of mythical beasts was "O.K."


...then everything changed when Twilight came out. What have we learned from that lesson? Don't fuck with the rules!!!
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Meow.
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Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
:iconangrydarkstareplz:
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsmiledogplz:
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kennylover123 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Zalgo "He comes" :iconeyesplz: SORRY I HAD YO DO THAT
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no-more-mr-nice-guy Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student Artist
*facepalm* -_-
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Cephei97 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
EHEHEHHEHEHEH
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kennylover123 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
LoL
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thisisspaaaaiiiin Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
lol, i doesnt know what to say.
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Cephei97 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Such reactions are common with Zalgo's deliveries. Heart attacks aren't insured by the Z̭̝̯̠̣̦͂̇͑͐̽͐a̯̯͔͇̩̹̓̒̀ĺ̫͔̘̦̇̂̀ͬ̽ͅg̩̥̭̜̊̐ͨ̿̇o̺͈͕͕̣̺ͤ̅̉͒̋ ̯̣́ͦC̪̀̎̑́́ỏ̫.̞̮̙̠̯͎͇͛ͨ̇͗̎ ̰̰̺̞̉͐ͣP̝̼̟͖̭̾̈͗i͇̤͍̼̭z̭͈̫̖͎͙̹̍̒̈́̋ͧz̻̩̥̻̠̈̃̏̃̎a̯̳͙͕ͯ̎͋̉͋̓̃ ͈C̙̙̘ͯ̚ō̼͔͚̍̎ͦm̌́̄̎͊p̺̓̅ͤͧ̒an͍͈ͣͣy̬͙̜̝, though... >w>
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OfficialDASR Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
haha he looks like ellis on left 4 dead 2 XD :iconl4d2ellisplz:
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starfighter101 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
maybe Smile and he blamed it on Jeff so he'd have to pay the bill?
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:iconapelican:
aPelican Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Or maybe Grinny ordered it just so that he could make that joke
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not Grinny, that's my OC, Smilecat :P
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aPelican Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff probably ordered it, but he's gonna pin the tab on Slendy, good thing too because he bought $20 worth of pizza
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iloveyou520 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Ended man:me :D
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KaveeyarKV Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
I DID!
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tthe13th Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i bet grinny or the rake orderd it XD

oh an zalgo i would like a hm an pinapple pizza with BBQ sauce an cheese [come at me bro!]
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Assasingirl101 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Either Jeff or Rake ordered the pizza.OMGLOLWUTDAFUQ THIS IS HILARIOUS I WILL DIE NOW.
(explodes into cheesecake) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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runaway45 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I WOULD LIKE A PEPPARONI AND.......
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GappieMikan Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl:

Poor smile xD
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eyup... getting smashed by a door isn't such a pleasant feeling... :XD:
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DarkRose1999 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
Something tells me The Rake ordered the pizza.
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:iconcephei97:
Cephei97 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The Rake seems to be the only one who is genuinely happy in this picture...
I suppose so! :XD:
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